‘Bye, little mushroom. Got your lunchbox ... It shamed him terribly to think he’d made love to Jo in the back of his car like some groping adolescent: the same car he ferried his kids around ...

“I went later and apologised to Jo Angel and he was fine. He said ‘people get bounced’, but that definitely put a bit more noise around the game than it otherwise would have.” THE CAPTAIN ...

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