I'm Sorry, But These Jokes About The Escaped Monkeys In South Carolina Are Just Very, Very Funny
Yes, escaped lab monkeys. Forty-three rhesus macaque monkeys escaped from a research facility in Yemassee, South Carolina, on Wednesday after an employee accidentally left a door open. Yemassee Police Chief Gregory Alexander told the AP, "They are not infected with any disease whatsoever. They are harmless and a little skittish."