Thankfully, while scrolling through IKEA's website, I stumbled upon the perfect solution: the OLIVBLAD plant stand. If you're ...

High soybean yields are possible with a wide range of plant ... plants per acre when planted by June 7 (80,000 required for later planting) so long as the plant stands are reasonably uniform and weeds ...

and we doubt that anyone will know the difference once they’re displayed on a nice plant stand or positioned on a high shelf. We found some small options if you want to be subtle, like ...