There are few things more annoying than opening Spotify, only to be hit with a blank screen with a "no healthy upstream" ...

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Another furiously wrote: "Tried logging in and out and now I’m locked out of my account for apparently having no internet connection. This is a joke." A third sulked: "Ugh Spotify is not working ...