The next morning, he pulled it out and said, “Wow! Look what the tooth fairy gave me! I’m going to be rich — how many teeth do I have?” I realized that I had set a terrible, and expensive ...

When Derek discourages a youngster's hopes, he's sentenced to one week's hard labor as a real tooth fairy, complete with the requisite tutu, wings, and magic wand. At first, Derek "can't handle ...